Yes, Adam Richman of Man vs. Food is a hot freak for life. If he wasn't, why would he murder his precious innards by challenging the most brutal curry in the USA? Using a deadly blend of peppers. the fearsome Phaal needs to be prepared by a gas mask wearing chef and requires a waver to be signed before it is ordered.
So of course, I had to eat it.
After braving the crushing, overwhelming, nose-smashing, throat roasting spice (and taking the worst photo of myself in the history of image capturing devices), I reached the final bite. With all my American pride, I mustered my muster and reached one last glob of curry and one forkful of rice to my lips. It was so momentous that I had to record the very last bite before I flipped the kill-switch!
What challenge would be complete without a shoutout to my online all-acceptance, no-rejection poetry journal, O Sweet Flowery Roses? Yes, there was a time before Good Hurts dominated my internet use.
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